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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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