- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

what is 3+3= 8

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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