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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

your face

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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