If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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