- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

star wars kid

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the difference between a lamp?

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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