What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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