- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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