what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Women's Rights

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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