A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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tea with milk?

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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