Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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i'm hard

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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