- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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