Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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