Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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