- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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