- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

i hate non minorities!

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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