- Anti Joke

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

9/11 my birthday

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn