If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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