Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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