- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

What do we call Osama? Osama

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Yo Mama just died.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

DEATH.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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