- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Yellow People !!

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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