A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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4 hours later.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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