- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

God is real.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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