- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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