- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Knock knock. Its open.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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