- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Everybody love food when they are hungry

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What has two legs? Half a cat

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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