- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

knock knock who's there ?

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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