- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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