What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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