- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How old are you? 7

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Smelly Indians.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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