If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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