What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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HOLY COW!

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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kk

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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PENIS

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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