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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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