- Anti Joke

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline