- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the man die? He was old.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

What did the old man say? Im old

VITAMIN C!

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

PENIS :)

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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