- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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