What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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Poop

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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