- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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