- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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