Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

I love alchohol!

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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