- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

a blind man walks into a wall

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