- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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