Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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