- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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