- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

i hate non minorities!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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