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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Golf.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Knock knock It's open, come in

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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