- Anti Joke

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died