I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

guess what>? your mum lol

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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