How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Shltskc gw? G

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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