- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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