why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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