- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Balls

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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