What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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