- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

kieran is a homosexual

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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I'm rick james bitch

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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