Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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