- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

i hate non minorities!

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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