What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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