- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

can you touch your toes? no

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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