There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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hi jonny

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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a blind man walks into a wall

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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diarrhea.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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