What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Black people stink of shite!

HEY!

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

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