- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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