- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

One time i was sitting down

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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