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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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