Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Yo Mama just died.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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