- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

I? Everett

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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