- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

a black man pays his child support

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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