- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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