- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

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