- Anti Joke

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word