- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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