- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Do you play piano? No

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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