- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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