- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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