- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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