- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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