- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Flowers are colors Love me

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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