Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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