3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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make me a sandwich!

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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