Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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