Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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youre gay

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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