What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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DERP

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George W. Bush

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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I Love Hitler.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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