- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

apple pie.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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