How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Asians...

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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