What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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