There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

I like boys!!!!! CC

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

This site is hilarious oh wait...

An antijoke

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

your moms so fat she has kankles

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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