A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Laura Pratz..

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Hi my name is Bob

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's 6+2? 16

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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noodles

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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