three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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womens rights

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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